Ernesto's Starship

Zombie Survival Guidlines

“1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.” 
― Max BrooksThe Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

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    Zombie apocalypse survival guide.
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    Matt Davis, there is a reason I LOVE YOU!!! And this is the reason
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    Sweeeet. Thanks Matt!
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    Tight clothing is all fun and game untl it gets too tight and you have trouble moving. . I’ve seen it happen. And its...
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