Ernesto's Starship

Present Day Mystic Falls

Int. Klaus’s mansion -Late afternoon

Klaus paces back and fourth screaming into his iPhone 4s

Klaus: Jesus H Christ, Siri!!! For the fifth fucking time, I said Tyler Lockwood!!!

Siri: Got Wood, is an advertising reference to the CW show, The Vampire Diaries.

Klaus: Not bloody fucking, Got Wood! Tyler fucking Lockwood! you stupid moron!

Siri: Mormons, a cult like religion based out of Salt Lake City, Utah. Founded by Joseph Smith.

Klaus: Never fucking mind, Siri. I’ll do it myself.

In a huff, Klaus closes Siri, opens up the phone icon, scrolls through his contacts, stops at, My Little Bitch, and presses the dial button.

Cut to

Int. Tyler Lockwood’s room.

Tyler is in his bed, shirtless, laying on his back. His hands are behind his head which is slightly bobbing to the DubStep he’s listening to thru his headphones. His eyes are closed. He has a big smile on his face. Only we realize, as we slowly pull back, that Tyler is not alone. In fact, he’s in the middle of having sex with a cute little asian cheerleader, who sits atop him with her eyes closed while listening to her headphones…. The moment however, is broken when Tylers music is interrupted by the incoming call he receives from Klaus…. Tyler’s eyes go wide when he sees Klaus’s name.

Tyler: Oh shit!

Tyler quickly pushes off the cheerleader who falls to the other side of the bed. Tyler stands up into the foreground of our shot while we see the cheerleader poke her head up in the background from behind the bed…. Tyler answers.

Tyler: Klaus.

Klaus: You’re an hour late you stupid lummox. Now Ive missed my appointment.

Tyler: Im so sorry Klaus. I’ll be right there.

Klaus: Make it snappy. The mall won’t be open all day you know.

Klaus hangs up…. 

Tyler: Damnit!

Cheerleader: Is everything ok?

Just then Tyler gets a text from Klaus: NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Tyler: Yeah, I gotta go. Just let yourself out when my mom leaves. 

Cheerleader: How long will that be?

Tyler: I have no idea. Just leave when you can.

Tyler puts on his jeans and a t-shirt, grabs his car keys off his nightstand. and heads out the door

To be continued….

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